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Monday, December 31, 2007

2 Girls 1 Cup Song

Jon Lajoie is a writer/comedian/performer out of Motreal who is on his way to becoming an internet celebrity. Here's his song about the 2 Girls 1 Cup video & his music video Everyday Normal Guy.

PS: Pain For Laughs #15 has been linked to at Phun.com & here's the link to the actual video. http://www.yourfileupload.com/video/view.php?video=29e90bec23e50631ca8d007c23ba35c8



Sunday, December 30, 2007

What Pissed Me Off Today #7

When a holiday or special occasion comes around in which gift giving is customary, it's usually a happy time. However have you ever made an agreement with a family member or good friend to not exchange gifts? Maybe things are a little tight, maybe you're just cheap, or short on time. Whatever the reason it can really ruin your day if the person you made the agreement with goes out an buys you a gift anyway.

Example: For Christmas this year my mother, sister, brother in-law & myself all agreed to buy a new flat screen tv for our living room. We divided the cost to have a 46 inch LCD mounted on our living room wall with a new HD-DVD box 3 ways. That was supposed to be our gift to each other since it was something we all wanted, and no other gifts were to be exchanged. Overall my share was just over $900 which is about $400 more then I would normally spend on Christmas overall.

So Christmas morning comes around and I find that everyone has full stockings. Well I felt a little bad because I didn't put anything in anyone’s. Then the gifts start getting passed out. I got 2 or 3 things from my brother in-law & sister, my mother got me half a dozen items, and I didn't get jack for anyone else. So even though I'm incredibly blessed to have such a great family, I end up spending Christmas feeling like a jerk because I stuck to our agreement.

Conclusion: So for anyone out there who makes these type of deals, or is maybe thinking about it....I highly recommend buying a couple gifts (ranging in prices), wrapping them up, but without a card, and just keep them in your closet in case this happens to you. Then if someone hands you a present that they weren't supposed to buy, you can have something to give back.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Internet Classic #1: Kelly Shopping For Shoes

From now on we are going to visit the classics from time to time. Starting with the classic music video about a girl named Kelly in search of some shoes.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Christmas Pajama Dance

It's Christmas Eve so I wanted to post something to spread a little Christmas cheer.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

What Pissed Me Off Today #6

Here's a link to Pain For Laughs: 16. My You Tube account was just suspended which is why yesterdays video isn't working.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=24481609

Do you want to take a guess as to what pissed me off today? :p Actually I'm not pissed off about anything today, that stupid Christmas spirit must have me in a good mood or something. Truthfully I was expecting the account to get suspended when I saw how popular the videos were getting. I'm a little annoyed that I have to go find another hosting source, but no big deal.

What bothers me about this the most is that out of the 1,500,000 or so people who watched my videos over the past 3 months the vast majority had a positive reaction to them. I had hundreds of ratings, and none of my 16 videos in the series had an average rating lower then 4 1/2 out of 5. Out of all the comments most were positive as well, but there were some who were disgusted by the violence. The way I see it though they shouldn't have watched to begin with if they don't like violent videos. The series is called PAIN FOR LAUGHS for heavens sakes, and there was a violence warning in the description of all the videos. For anyone who may have missed these warnings I started putting a warning at the beginning of all the videos as well.

I just think it's ridicules that You Tube catered to the tiny minority, and suspended the account. Maybe they were worried about kids watching them or advertising, I don't know. Fact is it's not the job of You Tube to monitor what kids watch, it's a parents job. There are plenty of advertisers out there for sites as popular as You Tube as well. Having restrictions for things that most people like is just going to give your competitors an edge. They need to come up with some sort of ability to categorize there videos by age appropriateness like Metacafe.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Pain For Laughs: Part 16

This is my most recent PFL video, I hope you enjoy.

PS: My PC is now fixed, and I'll be updating this blog every day again.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

NFL Team Music Videos

This will be my only post for the weekend, I have to take my computer to the shop. Here's a list of all the terrible music videos that NFL teams decided to make over the years.

Bears: Only ones to back up their video with a Superbowl win.


Bengals: The most recent, and not altogether bad video.


Dolphins:


49er's:


Raiders:


Cowboys: A Christmas music video.


If I've missed one, please let me know.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Jonathan & Emily Perform Code Monkey Together

Jonathan Coulton sings Code Monkey live, while Emily does the Code Monkey Dance on stage next to him. I would like to have a better video, but it's still really cool to see them preform together.

Baby Got Back

Jonathan Coulton sings Baby Got Back in his own way, which just makes it even better.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Pain For Laughs: Part 15 (Christmas Special)

I know I had been posting these in the order I made them. However it's Christmas time, and I just finished the Christmas Special so we're going to jump ahead a little. Enjoy.

Music: Jing-A-Ling, Jing-A-Ling - Quincy Jones & His Orchestra & The Andrews Sisters

Rambo

This is the 1 movie that has me more excited then the New American Gladiators.

Monday, December 10, 2007

What Pissed Me Off Today #5

The term "Hate Crime" really ticks me off. If someone attacks someone because of their race or sexuality they shouldn't be punished worse than if they did it for some other reason. If I was the family member of someone who was killed in a drug deal gone bad, I would be pissed off if the killer didn't get as long as someone who killed because of race. Murder is murder people, if you intend to murder someone it doesn't matter why. An eye for an eye, just sit everyone down in Old Sparky that murders someone.

Something else that has been bugging me is how people who attempt murder get less of a penalty than the ones who actually murder someone. Why are we being less harsh on people who are incompetent? They meant to murder somebody, they just failed. Eventually practice makes perfect, and they might actually do the job right next time. Don't give them a chance to try again, and introduced them to Old Sparky as well.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Bo Burnham

This song is about the perfect woman, I think it's one of his best songs thus far.



She was the perfect woman, in every single way,
She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away.
She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef,
They say that love is blind, well it's also deaf.

Cause Helen Keller was the perfect woman, and no one understands,
just how talented she was with her hands.
God made her the perfect woman, i was the finishing touch.
She was the perfect woman cause she didnt talk so much.

She wanted to name the kids, so i finally let her,
it turned out horribly, chewabacca couldve done better.. RAAAAAA
But a guess it was alright, we had a boy and a girl.
Just me and helen, uhhh-aaaa, and Earl!

Cuase helen keller was my miracle worker, i was her one-man-show,
I could walk around the house naked, and she wouldnt even know.
Helen Keller was my perfect woman, i was her only need
She didnt mind the zits on my ass, it gave her more to read

It gave her more to read....

She read poison ivy, she read acne, she read herpes, she read it all.
She read goosebumps, she read blisters, she even read a basketball.

Helen Keller was my perfect woman, but i dont think she cared.
I played this song for her, she just sat there and stared.
She was still my perfect woman, i was sort of a mess,
I asked her to marry me, she said, "UH-EE-OHHH!"

Pain For Laughs: Part 6

If you like the smell of burning flesh you'll like this video. It's full of stupid people, doing stupid things with fire. Everyone knows what happens when you play with fire right? Well these guys didn't, but I'm sure they do now.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Monday, December 3, 2007

What Pissed Me Off Today #4

You know how news programs have tickers on the bottom of the screen? Well have you ever watched one in the morning for some important news, just to have some stupid pop up advertisement obscure your view? To watch a freakin' ticker for 5 minutes, then have a pointless advertisement block your view of the news relevant to you is insanely maddening. Then you have to wait for the whole thing to loop back around. It's bad enough just to miss a sports score on ESPN when that happens, but when you're in a real hurry it's worse. For instance if you need to know if school is cancelled or on delay, and that happens the advertisers who paid for the pop up should be held accountable for the well being of your television set. Because if you're anything like me, that remote control will probably be sent flying in some random direction.

I used to get annoyed with the news ticker when it went to commercial right as whatever I was waiting on started across the screen. Now of course they've found a way to screw with you during the program. How hard would it be to actually start the ticker where you left off at when you come back from commercial? Most of the time you're left waiting for your news to loop back around, while you pray it doesn't get cut off by the next commercial. You would also think they would be able to make the pop ups avoid blocking the most important part of the screen as well. I can see why they would want to use the bottom portion of the screen most of the time. During the news, weather alerts, etc... they need to be smart enough to have them pop up somewhere else.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Pain For Laughs: Part 5

This is one of my favorite Pain For Laughs video. It's theme is fighting, and you'll see all types of fighting ranging from miget fights to chick fights. For those wondering where Part 4 is, it was taken down by You Tube so I have to edit it before I repost it.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

The Big Boom Dance

This is the most recent pajama dance posted by the Code Monkey chick. This is the last post we'll see from her until she does something new, so enjoy.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

I Feel Fantastic

Someone took another one of Jonathan Coulton's great songs, and turned it into another great user created music video.

Monday, November 26, 2007

What Pissed Me Off Today #3

Nothing ticks me off more then HANDICAP PARKING! When I go to the grocery store it's like they're expecting the entire United States Special Olympics team to show up all at once. I mean how many handicap parking spots do you need at a freaking Kroger? I counted 10 just the other day, and only 1 was being used. Other times you go and you see people getting out of their cars that walk better then you do. For the ones that need scooters I don't even think they should be allowed to park up front. Screw that, they don't even have to walk. They should put special handicap spaces in the back of the lot for them. Heck if they would let me use those scooters in the store I'd ride around on one. But NNNOOO....you have to be a cripple. Sounds like discrimination to me.

If you think about it, being a cripple in public isn't all that bad. People are always nicer to cripples, and you get special privileges. For instance most amusement parks let you cut to the front of the line if you've got a wheelchair or scooter. I made sure I took advantage of that the last time I went to Disneyland. Forget the fast pass crap, that scooter got me on any ride in under 20 minutes whenever I wanted.

Part of the problem is that cripples are organized, and have groups like the “National Association of the Physically Handicapped” and the ACLU to help them gain all these luxuries. Us non cripples need to get organized and start our own advocacy group. We could call it NADS for: the National Association of Disgruntled Striders. We may not be able to do anything about the rights these cripples already won, but maybe we could gain a few ourselves.

Here’s some issues that would b on my personal agenda:
1. I want the right to club someone in the kneecap if I catch them using a handicapped parking space when they are in fact not handicapped.
2. I want for everyone to have access to those cool little scooters in shopping centers.
3. I also want seats with extra leg room in movie theaters.
4. I want all public restroom stalls to be equal to that of a cripples.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Pain For Laughs: Part 3

This is my second favorite in the series, which has a skater theme. You Tube just took down PFL:4 for some reason, it's not like there aren't 1,000's of pain compilations on You Tube.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Pain For Laughs: Part 2

This is the first of the series to have a more specific theme then just pain. It's also the most popular, and arguably the best of the series. The only thing I don't like about this video is that I used 1 clip twice without realizing it until it had well over 100,000 views on You Tube.

What Pissed Me Off Today #2

I can’t count the times I was playing Mario Kart DS, and the competition was cheating in some fashion or another. From snakers to hackers, if you play this game online you’re going to play against a variety of cheats. However I’m used to that, what drives me nuts is the people who race against you for 3 races, then drop halfway through the last just because you’re beating them, and will win game. You might think I should be happy in this case, after all my opponent basically threw in the towel. Sure in a way you just won, but after racing for the past 8-10 minutes you get nothing to show for it. The game resets, and you don’t get any victories added to you total. It’s just a total waste of time. I can’t see why people like cheating, it’s boring.

For instance I learned how to snake after I saw someone do it online for the first time. But I don’t ever snake when racing against someone. It’s no fun to beat someone by 30 seconds, and to win without competition. I’ve got 1,300+ wins right now, and I can proudly say I didn’t cheat to get even 1 of those. I’ve also got 330+ losses that I earned, and I don’t care if I don’t have a perfect record. Anyways if you’ve got a pair, then when you see the name Travis racing against you see if you can beat me without cheating….I’m beating you last 1 lap before you start cheating again because I’ll be spankin’ your sorry butt.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Don't Make Me Dance

The chick who brought you the Code Monkey Dance, also has other pajama dances. This one is called Don't Make Me Dance. It'll take about 45 seconds to really pick up, but I found it to be very entertaining.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Pain For Laughs: Part 1

A few months back decided to delete a bunch of crap from my labtop that I had collected over the years. Then I came across I ton of videos of car crashes, extreme sport wipe outs, people falling down, and doing stupid stuff. Before I deleted all these painful moments caught on film, I decided to make a pain compilation like the ones I've seen on the web in the past. However I soon realized I had so much that unless I wanted to make a 1 hour compilation, I would need to make about a dozen shorter ones. Then I figured I had enough to add themes to the shorter compilatons. Since I had already started on one compilation, I decided it would just have PAIN in gerenal as it's theme. Here it is just for you to watch....well besides the 48,720+ that have already watched it on You Tube.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

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    Thursday, November 8, 2007

    Internet People

    This is an animated tribute to the internet people of the world. Great video, but they left out a lot of big names on the internet like Brookers, David Elsewhere & the Hoff for instance. Who do you think should have been in the video? Let me know in your comments.

    Wednesday, November 7, 2007

    Lookwell

    This is an early 90's pilot created by Robert Smigel and Conan O'Brien. It aired in 1991, starred Adam West, but was never picked up. It's a shame to, Adam West is hilarious in this. I know it's a long video, but it's worth watching the whole thing.

    Tuesday, November 6, 2007

    Code Monkey Dance

    This is the most entertaining web cam dance I've seen to date that involves a girl not taking her clothes off.