Yesterday I watched a news clip about a company called Tittygram. In short it's a company that will take a picture of a hot model showing her cleavage, and have anything you want written across her cleavage for a small fee. I was instantly disappointed that I hadn't thought of this idea. Then I started to wonder if they hired a guy just to wash the boobs & write the phrases. And after a cold shower I tweeted this: "Woah...I just found out there's something called a tittygram? Someone needs to send me one of those."
This morning I wake up & check my social media while eating & see that I have an e-mail...
Thank you.