Pain For Laughs: Part 5

This is one of my favorite Pain For Laughs video. It's theme is fighting, and you'll see all types of fighting ranging from miget fights to chick fights. For those wondering where Part 4 is, it was taken down by You Tube so I have to edit it before I repost it.

The Big Boom Dance

This is the most recent pajama dance posted by the Code Monkey chick. This is the last post we'll see from her until she does something new, so enjoy.

I Feel Fantastic

Someone took another one of Jonathan Coulton's great songs, and turned it into another great user created music video.

What Pissed Me Off Today #3

Nothing ticks me off more then HANDICAP PARKING! When I go to the grocery store it's like they're expecting the entire United States Special Olympics team to show up all at once. I mean how many handicap parking spots do you need at a freaking Kroger? I counted 10 just the other day, and only 1 was being used. Other times you go and you see people getting out of their cars that walk better then you do. For the ones that need scooters I don't even think they should be allowed to park up front. Screw that, they don't even have to walk. They should put special handicap spaces in the back of the lot for them. Heck if they would let me use those scooters in the store I'd ride around on one. But NNNOOO....you have to be a cripple. Sounds like discrimination to me.

If you think about it, being a cripple in public isn't all that bad. People are always nicer to cripples, and you get special privileges. For instance most amusement parks let you cut to the front of the line if you've got a wheelchair or scooter. I made sure I took advantage of that the last time I went to Disneyland. Forget the fast pass crap, that scooter got me on any ride in under 20 minutes whenever I wanted.

Part of the problem is that cripples are organized, and have groups like the “National Association of the Physically Handicapped” and the ACLU to help them gain all these luxuries. Us non cripples need to get organized and start our own advocacy group. We could call it NADS for: the National Association of Disgruntled Striders. We may not be able to do anything about the rights these cripples already won, but maybe we could gain a few ourselves.

Here’s some issues that would b on my personal agenda:
1. I want the right to club someone in the kneecap if I catch them using a handicapped parking space when they are in fact not handicapped.
2. I want for everyone to have access to those cool little scooters in shopping centers.
3. I also want seats with extra leg room in movie theaters.
4. I want all public restroom stalls to be equal to that of a cripples.

Pain For Laughs: Part 3

This is my second favorite in the series, which has a skater theme. You Tube just took down PFL:4 for some reason, it's not like there aren't 1,000's of pain compilations on You Tube.

Pain For Laughs: Part 2

This is the first of the series to have a more specific theme then just pain. It's also the most popular, and arguably the best of the series. The only thing I don't like about this video is that I used 1 clip twice without realizing it until it had well over 100,000 views on You Tube.

What Pissed Me Off Today #2

I can’t count the times I was playing Mario Kart DS, and the competition was cheating in some fashion or another. From snakers to hackers, if you play this game online you’re going to play against a variety of cheats. However I’m used to that, what drives me nuts is the people who race against you for 3 races, then drop halfway through the last just because you’re beating them, and will win game. You might think I should be happy in this case, after all my opponent basically threw in the towel. Sure in a way you just won, but after racing for the past 8-10 minutes you get nothing to show for it. The game resets, and you don’t get any victories added to you total. It’s just a total waste of time. I can’t see why people like cheating, it’s boring.

For instance I learned how to snake after I saw someone do it online for the first time. But I don’t ever snake when racing against someone. It’s no fun to beat someone by 30 seconds, and to win without competition. I’ve got 1,300+ wins right now, and I can proudly say I didn’t cheat to get even 1 of those. I’ve also got 330+ losses that I earned, and I don’t care if I don’t have a perfect record. Anyways if you’ve got a pair, then when you see the name Travis racing against you see if you can beat me without cheating….I’m beating you last 1 lap before you start cheating again because I’ll be spankin’ your sorry butt.

Don't Make Me Dance

The chick who brought you the Code Monkey Dance, also has other pajama dances. This one is called Don't Make Me Dance. It'll take about 45 seconds to really pick up, but I found it to be very entertaining.

Pain For Laughs: Part 1

A few months back decided to delete a bunch of crap from my labtop that I had collected over the years. Then I came across I ton of videos of car crashes, extreme sport wipe outs, people falling down, and doing stupid stuff. Before I deleted all these painful moments caught on film, I decided to make a pain compilation like the ones I've seen on the web in the past. However I soon realized I had so much that unless I wanted to make a 1 hour compilation, I would need to make about a dozen shorter ones. Then I figured I had enough to add themes to the shorter compilatons. Since I had already started on one compilation, I decided it would just have PAIN in gerenal as it's theme. Here it is just for you to watch....well besides the 48,720+ that have already watched it on You Tube.

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Internet People

This is an animated tribute to the internet people of the world. Great video, but they left out a lot of big names on the internet like Brookers, David Elsewhere & the Hoff for instance. Who do you think should have been in the video? Let me know in your comments.

Lookwell

This is an early 90's pilot created by Robert Smigel and Conan O'Brien. It aired in 1991, starred Adam West, but was never picked up. It's a shame to, Adam West is hilarious in this. I know it's a long video, but it's worth watching the whole thing.

Code Monkey Dance

This is the most entertaining web cam dance I've seen to date that involves a girl not taking her clothes off.